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2009-04-10T11:35:00.001-07:00

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80s vs 90s

2009-04-01T16:47:00.000-07:00


	Saturday April 11th and 25th
• Details • Dresscode • The PAL System • The Charter • Openly • ADVANCE TIX FOLLOW KINKY SALON ON	Mark your calendars- KS is the 2nd and 4th Sat of EVERY month! Kinky Salon, America's Most Nostalgic Sex-Positive Community presents... FEATURING DJ CHICKEN JOHN For this special event we give you nothing less than a 100% genuine 80s DJ- he still has his records! It's gonna be saweeet! DJ DING DONG (BrassTax) Watch out Kinky Salon, Ding Dong will rock your panties right off. We've been trying to book this guy for months and we finally tracked him down! Hooray! DJ PHANFASM Returning to the decks once again for another glorious late night set- this time with a whiff of nostalgia! PLUS: TIM BARSKY Beatboxer extraordinaire with breakdancing B-boys in the front, back, side and middle, check out my b-boy rhyme and riddle. Fo shiddle. On the griddle. and much more TBA DRESS 80s- Break out your single white glove... New Wave, Goth, Rocky Horror, Flashdance, New Romantic, Mullets, 80s Prom Queen, Leg Warmers, Neon, Side Ponytails, MTV, Ra Ra Skirts, Feathered Hair, Spandex, Break Dancing Electric Boogaloo, Video Arcades, Crimped Hair Rubix Cubes, We are Devo and Roller Skates.... Vs 90s- So edgy- so modern. Fetish, Piercings, Latex, Corsets, Tank Girl, Neo Pagans, Anime, Industrial, BDSM Dungeons, Y2K, Millenium Fever, Ravers, Smileys, The Spice Girls, Pacifiers, Lycra, Puffer Vests, Candy Raves, Baggy, Emo, Techno, Grunge, The Internet, Lara Croft, 90210, platform shoes...and Glo Stick Poi... Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat April 11th and 25th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details BYO beer and wine ONLY
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together Click here for the PAL FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Kinky Salon suggests:

Thrillpeddlers present ‘AudaciousArtifacts’
Saw this show last week. A whole lot of naughty, weird, perverse FUN! Headhunters, Nuns having sex, giant genitalia puppets, spookshow tactics, adultery, murder, blood… They’ve performed at our events in the past and we love that they’re keeping the Grand Guignol tradition alive and well here in SF! (Horror/Sex/Comedy Theater) Heres a review by Violet Blue!

Fou Fou Ha present ‘Out of Order- A Musical that comes out of the toilet!’

You’ve seen these guys perform at our events over the years, we’ve worked with them closely and LOVE their energy, enthusiasm and craftsmanship as a performance ensemble…their show opens THIS WEEK!!!

2009-03-05T14:25:00.000-08:00


	Saturday March 14th and 28th
• Details • Dresscode • The PAL System • The Charter • Openly • ADVANCE TIX Captains Log: StarDate: 2009-03-14/28 In an attempt to relieve the MOUNTING PRESSURES of our crew, we will navigate The S.S. Kinkatron past the icy rings of URANUS to a hitherto unexplored PLEASURE PLANET. It is said that this lush destination orbiting the unusual BROWN DWARF STAR & OMEGA 13, is a haven for galactic seekers of rare pleasures and deviant delights. The Pleasure Planet is rumored to be protected by a strange race of METAMORPHOSEXUAL beings who have learned to harness TANTRIC ENERGY as a form of TECHNOLOGY. In the name of SCIENCE and by unanimous crew vote, we have decided to conduct a PROBING STUDY of this race and their extraordinary planet. One can only wonder what mysteries the PLEASURE PLANET holds in store for us...	Mark your calendars- KS is the 2nd and 4th Sat of EVERY month! Kinky Salon, America's Most Futuristic Community presents... Starring... the kings and queens of nerdy sci fi camp THE FINAL FRONTIERSMEN Sexy Venusian Go Go Dancers MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON! DRESS Space cadets, Aliens, Fembots, weird technology, robots, antennas, cellophane, bubblewrap, blinky shit, spock ears, Mork from Ork, green skin, venusians, martians, Dr Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Flash Gorden, Barbarella, sexy costumes, lingerie and fetishy stuff always welcome Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat March 14th and 28th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details BYO beer and wine ONLY
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the PAL FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Love In

2009-01-26T11:53:00.001-08:00

Saturday February 14th AND 28th

HOT NEWS: Febraury is the month of lurrrrve, so what a perfect time to announce that Kinky Salon will be going to TWICE A MONTH, with a regular schedule to make your planning easier. So mark your calendars for
the 2nd and 4th Saturday of EVERY month!

On February 14th and AGAIN on February 28th
Kinky Salon, America's Most Free Lovin' Community presents...

Let it all hang loose with the Flower Children
and TASTE the COLOR of LOVE….. Can you dig it?

Listen up, Brothers and Sisters!
The stars are alignment for a totally groovy gathering of cosmic proportions! Prepare yourself to enter The House of Bliss! So burn that bra, put a flower in your hair and come partake in the loving vibrations! Follow The White Rabbit on a wild trip through strawberry fields, down the rabbit hole and behind The Green Door- Number 9, Number 9… don't be a bummer, let the SUN SHINE baby! It's gonna be a Love Orgy Explosion. The LOVE vibrations are building! There are some MAJORLY DIALED IN CATS coming from far and wide! Its like- MOJO RISING around here, Is everybody in, IS EVERYBODY IN?
The Ceremony is About to Begin…...

DRESS

DRESSCODE: Groovy Cats and Beatnik Poets, Free Love Pagans, 'Performance Artists', Bell Bottoms, Cockettes, Housewives on Acid, 'Stevie Nicks', Janis, Jim, Jimi Big Hair, Macrame, Love Beads, Slogans, Haight Hipsters, Flower Children, Krishnas, Intellectuals and Tie-dye!

Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED!

Click here for details of our dresscode rules

2009-01-12T14:01:00.001-08:00

…Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters!

Featuring....

Legendary
DJ LAIRD (and friends)

purveyor of the finest beats

Here to woo us with her sass and her shimmy- the captivating
DELILAH

photo: Karolina Krasuska

AND the freshest talent in town- fabulous arty theater group
Elastic Future

NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th

2008-12-19T00:36:00.000-08:00


	NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th
	Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community presents.. …Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! "Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread and into the Dark Woods of Bed Time Stories, shall we tread… Past pubescent candy bushes and gooey gumdrop vales, Down moist, heaving slopes and past slippery, wet dales! Where Beautiful Princesses dream in deep slumber of being lavished upon by not one, but three Princes, in number! And all the while does she sleep forest creatures round her do peep Where Little Miss Muffet, that cheeky young tart stuck a thumb up Jack Horner and gave him a start! (and BTW- what the fck is a Tuffet?) And yes, it’s quite true, (but long ago from the books since cut) that the Mad Hatter had a thing for Alice’s perky, round butt- He spanked her so firmly with his small, gloved hand, it did wake the Jabberwocky from Slythy Tove Land! And Snow White, that prude who just LOVED to sing got herself tied up and lashed good, with a dragonfly wing (by Evil Witch & Puss-In-Boots …a Faux Queen and Faux King) How about poor Rapunzel, pestered by that weird, pervert Gnome- all hairy? Or, all the positions possible with 3 Bears and a girl ? (Ponder that, yeah, it’s just scary…) And of course all our favorite, the one with the Wolf who had his head lopped off, a-Trisket a-trasket by Miss Thang with a huge knife she kept hid in her basket! ‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’" DRESS* DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat January 17th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Whobilation

2008-11-18T16:39:00.001-08:00

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend....

The 9th Annual

Who-bilation XXXmas party!

(… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Saturday Dec 13th
10pm till late
Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details)
21 and over
BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats!

’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears,
For our Holiday celebration almost is here!
So throughout the land, let this invite go sound
of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around!
Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned!
So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s
Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s…
The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin
…and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask?
...no, there’s no stopping!’
-Barron VonWhoWho

Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes:
~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons
~ Santa and his Merry Elves!
~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’
~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR
~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint
featuring-
~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF!
~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister!
(whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER)
~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long!
and
THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!!

~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH!

DRESS:
Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome!
No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!

SOFT- November 15th

2008-11-06T12:44:00.001-08:00

Next month's Kinky Salon is coming early on November 15th. Prepare yourselves for the perfect antidote to all this holiday madness, get out of that chilly weather with something more snuggly, fuzzy, cozy and SOFT!

With Cabaret acts and even more fabulous DJs to be announced later in the week!

DETAILS:

Saturday November 15th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Featuring DJ Meikee Magnetic (Lollipop Tuesdays- at the Cat Club)

Natasha RedElk hosts the TACTILE SENSORIUM- experience a journey through the senses from the touchably soft to the sensuously slippery.

DRESS: fuzzy, furry, feathery, fleecy, flowy, silky, slippery, sleek, satiny, plush, cozy, bunnys, chinchillas, marshmallows, cutesy, cuddly jammies, fursuits, maribou, fluff

Pumpkin Carving Party at Mission Control

2008-10-14T17:36:00.000-07:00

BE AFRAID. Be very afraid.
Halloween is coming so prepare to be spooked!
Bring a pumpkin to carve and join us for our favorite holiday activity!
Wear a costume because it's fun, not because you have to.

Openly LIVE Pumpkin Carving Party
TIME: Saturday Oct 18th 8pm-1am (arrive by 9pm for the Greeting Meeting)
PLACE: Mission Control, 2519 Mission Street @ 21st
COST: $5-10 sliding scale
BYO if you want a drink, BYO Pumpkin if you want to carve

More about OPENLY LIVE...
Want to meet and party with a super diverse cross section of creative people?
Want to find out more about OPENLY.US, OPENLY LIVE and the people that run it?
Want to share your event flyers and notices with the kind of people you want at your events?
Want to find out more about what's really going on in your extended community?
Then come and check out OPENLY LIVE, and prepare yourself for an evening of socializing, sharing, networking, flirting, connecting, music, dancing, laughter, games, interactivity, exchanging, learning, growing, bonding, snacking and mingling.

The Wet Spots LIVE at Mission Control Oct 17th!

2008-09-25T11:55:00.000-07:00

For details click here http://kinkysalon.com/?page_id=74

The Kinky Salon Halloween WEEKEND!!!!

2008-09-23T20:04:00.001-07:00

Kinky Salon, America’s Most STRANGE and SHOCKING Sex-Positive Community presents...
TWO WHOLE NIGHTS of XXX-rated terrifyingly ridiculous mayhem!!!!!!!!

Hey THRILLSEEKERS!

This is the time of year when Kinky Salonsters really shine! Not that we need an excuse to dress up ;), but Halloween has become our wildest event of the year!

This HALLOWEEN we’ve got DOUBLE the naughtiness, double the fun and DOUBLE the Kinky Salon HOT ACTION for you! IMAGINE!...Kinky Salon, 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW!

Friday night is a totally immersive haunted house experience (with the Kinky Salon backroom open for action) and Saturday night is a classic Kinky Salon with Midnight Cabaret and Fabulous DJs playing all night long.

Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em!

DETAILS

Friday October 31st 10pm till 3am

AND

Saturday November 1st 10pm till 4.30am
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

BYO Beer and Wine, 21 and over

Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?pag e_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)

Friday October 31st

Mission Control will be totally transformed into a labyrinth of spookily themed rooms where crazed characters bring scenes of devilish debauchery to life!

DO YOU DARE EXPERIENCE- Szandors’ Séance Parlour, The Zombitorium, Dorm of the Dead, Mistress Satanicas’s Sensorium, The Regurgitron and others???

Suck it up, wussies! It's time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white!

10pm- Doors Open

11pm-1am- terrifyingly ridiculous performances woven throughout to create an interactive haunted house experience that will blow your .......

1am-3am- DJ Dance set and Kinky Salon "action"

Saturday November 1st

Clean off your shorts and return on Saturday for the classic Kinky Salon formula <Insane cackle>

MIDNIGHT CABARET featuring Zombie Burlesque

(THROW US YOUR TITS!)

Midnight- 4am- Fabulous DJs getting your freaky asses all worked up into a Halloween FRENZY!

STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!

WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!!! PLEASE READ!

XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, NEW AGE sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!

Don't forget!

Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

And don't miss the WET SPOTS on October 17th !

Announcing DJ MANCUB and KITTEN ON THE KEYS!

2008-09-09T11:54:00.000-07:00

KITTEN ON THE KEYS!!!!
International Punky Cabaret Cheeky Chantuese, Miss Kitten on the Keys is back for her second PUSSYFEST! She’s the musical snackcake with a moist and VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds, stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire. She writes cute, kinky, and clever cabaret tunes that have dazzled audiences worldwide! Put some sin in your syncopation and lick her milkbowl . http://www.kittymusic.com

WITH DJ MANCUB (Space Cowboys)
We are thrilled to announce that DJ MANCUB will be returning to Kinky Salon to rock our dancefloor once again! We tempted THE CUB with a TRAP baited with KINKY SALON FLESH and HE BIT! He will be leashed to the decks for your safety! Raaaar!

F**K YEAH!

Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

THE SECOND ANNUAL PUSSYFEST

Saturday SEPT 20th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

The 2nd Annual PUSSYFEST!

2008-08-22T21:16:00.001-07:00

Saturday SEPTEMBER 20th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To get with you
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I want you
Yes, I do!

Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!

FEATURING:
The Kit Kat Kabaret featuring Cool Cats and Frisky Fraulines
Contest for Sleekest Coat, Loudest Purr and Coolest Collar
The Cat Nap Room- featuring That Fascinating Aquarium Thingy
Cat-Nip Mice, Q-Tips, and Bouncy Things on Strings will be provided

Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes. You Know Who You Are.

Announcing! DJ LARON and MARK GROWDEN

2008-07-31T11:52:00.001-07:00

Two special treats for the next Kinky Salon!
DJ LARON (Weapons of Ass destruction and Swan Productions)
and MARK GROWDEN master of the BANJO
more tba

America! F*CK YEAH!

2008-07-23T11:54:00.000-07:00

Kinky Salon Americas most PATRIOTIC Sex-Positive Community presents…

Saturday August 16th
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here fore details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Colonel Saunders and Pocahontas post-coital in a Barbary Coast Opium Den, watching midget strippers fight on Jerry Springer to a soundtrack of Monster Trucks and Fleet Week Patriotic Jet fly-overs…..Summer nights of Mary Jane wafting out of a million teenage tail gate parties, rising up into the laser lights and fireworks and arena rock anthems…topic of the night- Who you’d rather f*ck, Mary Anne or Ginger?

Squealing pool party babes with feathered bangs and cut-off denim shorts so tight you can practically read their minds, shorts with pockets that hang out like little white tongues licking their legs… …BBQ, Ambrosia Salad, Soda, Rolls and CORN…Feed the MEN-FOLK, ready to fuck, ready to kill, ready to channel surf…maybe catch Snoop Dog’s GIRLS GONE WILD; wet-t-shirt contests, drunk HOOTERS chicks, HOT MILFS and Cul De Sac Swinger parties… Going for ‘third base’ in the back of a pick-up truck smelling of hunting dogs and hay then maybe some root-beer floats and burgers served by roller skating waitresses in Minnie Mouse outfits…late night cornfield shenanigans or maybe up to ‘Make-Out Point’ ; feeling each other up and when she put her tongue in your mouth… it tasted like head-shop incense, black-light velvet poster and cheap beer….

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

DRESS:Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, tv ads etc

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

This Saturday- Sparkly Devil!

2008-07-17T14:52:00.000-07:00

Animalistic burlesque by Sparkly Devil, 2008 Miss Exotic World Finalist, star of the new SF horror comedy The Terror of Titty Town, Head Devil of the Hubba Hubba Revue, and Detroit's very own combination of sass, class and ass! (www.sparklydevil.com)

Announcing! Fou Fou Ha and DJ Donimo get Kinky!

2008-07-12T16:34:00.000-07:00

FOU FOU HA! Those Euro-Styley Buffoons of The Ridiculous and Perverse will unleash their special brand of JUNGLE MOJO on the nights wild festivities!

They BLEW US AWAY at The Sweetheart’s Ball and we’re thrilled to have them make a first time appearance at Mission Control!

DJ DONIMO, who rocked SUPEREROS is BACK!!!

He’s played NEW WAVE CITY, B.A.G.G., ENDUP and hosts his very own LUCKY PIERRE, 1st Fridays at the Stud, and HEAT, 3rd Fridays at the Stud,

JUNGLE LOVE! July 19th

2008-06-27T13:03:00.000-07:00

LISTEN! From the STEAMY depths of the urban jungle STRANGE MATING CRIES of EXOTIC animals and savage beasts, creatures of TOOTH AND CLAW AND HORN AND MUSKY FUR can be heard….

COME prowl midnight realms of vines, giant orchids and temple ruins with your fellow beasts, who hunt and mate in frenzied LUSTFUL PASSION!

DO YOU DARE brave where many an adventurer has ventured, where HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED in the flash of a strike, a pounce…???!!!

BE YOU BEAST or EXPLORER?

DRESS: WILD BEASTS and ANIMALS!!! HORNS, CLAWS, FUR !!!Lions, Tigers, Panthers, EXOTIC BIRDS, Serpents, Monkeys! Laughing Hyenas, Apes! TIKI, Jungle Savages, Jungle print bikinis, ANIMAL FAUX FUR, EXOTICA, Safari Expedition/ Khaki safari outfits, Mowgli-The Jungle Book, Headhunters, Witch Doctors, CANNIBALS, fake bones, Maori tattoos, Strange body markings, Jimmy Buffet ?, Explorers, Heart of Darkness, Colonel Kurtz, TARZAN,

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No Jeans, street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

Stripping to your underwear is not an outfit!

GET JUNGLE SWEATY!

GET TROPICAL RAIN FOREST SWEATY!

SUPER-EROS

2008-05-23T15:10:00.000-07:00

Kinky Salon, America’s Fastest, Strongest, Bravest Sex- Positive Community

presents
SUPER-EROS!
Saturday June 21st
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?page_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)

BANG! BIFF! POW…. SPLORTCH!
The Booty signal is sent, Oh, Defenders of Truth, Justice and the Kinky American Way!
Your prowess is needed in this time of GREAT NEED!
YES,YOU… so virile, so commanding, so erotically charged in your taut, bulging SUPER-DRAG!
Villains, grandmothers and small animals alike all shudder at the very sight of your huge package/ heaving bosom, the smooth supple curves of your rippling super-physique…
So Join us!!! The XXXtraordinarily Endowed League of Fantastically Awesome SUPER-BEEYOTCHES!
HEEEEEERE WE COME TO SAVE THE NIGHT!

DRESS: Tights, codpieces, capes, masks, Create you own SUPER-EROS/ superhero!, XXX-Men, The Faaaaaabulous Four, WONDER WOMAN, ORGAZMO!!, shiny latex and lame’, STRIPPERELLA, THE PHALLINATOR, ATOMIC BETTY, The POONTANGLER, Bad-asses of all shapes and sizes, Lara Croft (LATEX HOTPANTS, y’all!), SUPERBOOTY, SUPERWHATEVER!!!, pad that crotch, RED SONJA, ‘MYSTERY MEN’, BEELZEBUNNY, PROMETHEA, comic book-graphic novel characters! …and DARE we say, VILLAINS? MWUAH-HA-HA! JUGGERNAUT BITCH! MYSTIQUE, HARLEY QUINN, Captain Blue Balls, ‘oh great-its my ex, here comes –SUPERBITCH/SUPERCHOAD!’…ETC.
Leather, Latex, PVC, Fetish, uniforms and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY, IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE , NO!
ITS (……..your name SUPEREROS name here)

Announcing! DJ Delachaux, Pink Frankenstein and Mark Growden!

2008-05-12T13:25:00.000-07:00

DJ Delachaux spinning fantastique ELECTRO frenchy tunes

DJ PINK FRANKENSTEIN from the fabulous Bardot a Go Go

MARK GROWDEN- sexy accordionist extraordinaire

Le Sexy

2008-04-22T18:54:00.000-07:00

Oo-la-la!

What is more sexy than PARIS in the springtime??
The theme for the next Kinky Salon is 'Le Sexy'
The date: May 17th

Announcing!! DJ SMOOVE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY and ROSE PISTOLA!!!!

2008-04-11T19:37:00.000-07:00

That's right folks!! The line up for the five year anniversary is rockin'

DJ Smoove (Newsbreakz) will be rockin’ our funky beats on the dancefloor!!

Scotty the Blue Bunny – The eight foot tall bunny (from his ears to his stilettos) in a blue unitard will be here with his special blend of hilarious vaudville!!!! What more could we want??

Rose Pistola – Of course! Our favorite trouble maker returns with her Vintage, Modern and Death-Defying Burlesque for this special anniversary event!!

Tasks for GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's five year anniversary

2008-04-02T15:58:00.000-07:00

Hi there folks!
here are the tasks for EAT ME on March 22nd
You know the drill- sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com

Robinson and Natalee
10-12.30 Coatcheck

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck

Lovemonkey
10- 12.30 Bar

NEED :Task
11.30-2 Bar

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Bar

These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.

NEED :Task
10-12 Top Door Charter

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door Charter

NEED :Task
10-12 Top Door list

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door list

NEED :Task
10-12 Bottom door security

NEED :Task
12-2 Bottom door security

NEED :Task
2-4 Top door security

Lunatic
10-12.30 Walkaround Host

NEED :Task
11.30-2 Walkaround Host

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Walkaround Host

Win lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon

2008-03-25T15:35:00.000-07:00

WIN FREE KINKY SALON ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon!
What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…!
Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com

GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!

2008-03-25T15:34:00.001-07:00

Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout

Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Buy your tickets NOW!!!!

The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…

….yadda yadda yadda

That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!

So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!

GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf

DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure

GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush

GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes

TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect

Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS

Going to Bunny Jam and sad to miss Kinky Salon?

2008-03-19T10:19:00.000-07:00

Well, don't be! Kinky Salon is the perfect place to end your evening! We are offering a special deal of just $15 after 1am for BUNNYS ($10 for members).

But is it SEXY?

2008-03-14T19:00:00.000-07:00

With Kinky Salon's next theme- EAT ME- how will you make a food costume sexy? Is it impossible? Will it just be funny? Will the hot dog get it on with the pink taco?

Well- you've certainly reached a fever pitch of excitement! Pre sale tickets are selling like those bacon wrapped sausages at 2am on Mission Street.

I can't wait!

If you want to volunteer we still have a few opportunities. Click on 'Tasks for EAT ME'

Tasks for EAT ME

2008-03-13T17:39:00.000-07:00

There are still a few tasks left for EAT ME on March 22nd
Sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task by clicking COMMENTS. Please- no anonymous volunteering! Be clear about who you are if you sign in anonymously.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com

G-OFF
10-12.30 Coatcheck

TANTRIC MEOW
11.30-2 Coatcheck

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck

JARED
10- 12.30 Bar

DIMPLE
11.30-2 Bar

MICHELLE
12.30-3 Bar

These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.

VIOLET
10-12 Top Door Charter

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door Charter

JULIETTE
10-12 Top Door list

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door list

FIDO
10-12 Bottom door security

NEED :Task
12-2 Bottom door security

JOEY K
2-4 Top door security

ALENA
10-12.30 Walkaround Host

WEAZIE
11.30-2 Walkaround Host

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Walkaround Host

Help out at THE WET SPOTS

2008-03-13T17:31:00.000-07:00

We are looking for a few people to help out at the Wet Spots gig on March 21st.
These are PAID positions from 7pm-1am. Details given when you sign up

Bottom Door, Top Door, Bar

Sign up by clicking 'COMMENT'.
NO ANONYMOUS POSTS IN THIS THREAD. I need to be able to contact you.

CrushLab

2008-03-13T15:54:00.000-07:00

CrushLab St. Patrick's Day Party!

Friday March 14th , 8pm-1am, Mission Control

RSVP now by sending us a photo and 4 words that sum you up.

Come and celebrate St Patricks Day with a bunch of hot singles. Dance a jig, wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture!

THE EVENT:
Crushlab is a twisted twist on traditional singles nights- it's *the* place to meet bohemian, artsy, not-quite-normal singles in San Francisco. It's full of creative, unique, open-minded, inspiring, and smokin’ hot singles. They are totally not lame most of the time! It’s awesome!

OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!!
First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crush Lab experience. We've got activities including speed dating, match-making introductions with our Connect-a-tron 9000, high-powered mingling and if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Crush Lab Movie which we will show at the end of the night!

If that all sounds too exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Control's fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge...where you're can cast your voodoo mojo onto interested singles!

The Wet Spots at Mission Control EXTRA SHOW

2008-03-13T15:52:00.000-07:00

We are thrilled to announce that our awesome friends from Canada are returning for a very special evening at Mission Control. Last time we did this we SOLD OUT, so we advise you to get your tickets pronto

**********************************************************
Due to popular demand we have added a 7pm show!
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The Wet Spots
at Mission Control
2519 Mission Street
Friday March 21st
8pm-1am 21+ with ID

This is a rare opportunity to not only see the Wet Spots play live, but also to hang out with them!
They will be meeting the audience, hanging out at the bar, as well as playing 3 sets of their fabulously irreverent, shockingly naughty songs.
The ticket price includes fabulous partying throughout the evening at Mission Control!!

The Wet Spots have become famous online for the hilarious music videos that accompany their songs.

Kinky Salon's EAT ME March 22nd

2008-03-13T15:49:00.000-07:00

Kinky Salon, America’s Tastiest Sex- Positive Community presents

EAT ME!

Saturday March 22nd

10pm till late 21 and over

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)

Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)

Bonjour, Kinksters!

We have prepared a most deelicious and exquisite menu for your discerning palettes!

We hope this lovingly prepared Menu Salon du Kink featuring a feast of mouth watering, multi-coursed delicacies will appease your ravenous desires !

APPETIZERS

Savoury Swiss Swinger Fondue

Nekkidy Nibblies served fresh off tightly wrapped Buns

MAIN DISH

THE WET SPOTS! Everyone’s favorite musical Kinksters are back to serve up a musical slice of naughty pie in the midnight Cabaret! They will just be playing a couples of songs- for the full show come on Friday night!

DJ MANCUB!!!!(Space Cowboys) Shake yer jelly roll to this Ass-tastic Maestro of Bootyland

DESSERTS

The Human Saucy Slut-Slathering Sundae, with all the toppings!

Serving Lads and Lasses with APHRODISIACAL treats!

…and

Return of Food Mascot PeepShow MiniGolf Strip Twister!

DRESS: CALLING ALL FOOD MASCOTS!, SAUSAGE, PIE, PINK TACOS, tarts, edible pasties, saran wrap, edible undies, lickable body powder, peppermint stripes, sandwiches, lollipops, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Snap Crackle and Pop, Jack, Cookie Monster, kosher meat, spicy sauce, pizza toppings, flying spaghetti monster, tiny cake hats, whip cream, candy bars

…and sexy costumes, leather, latex and lingerie are always welcome!

NO Street Clothes, Sportswear, Slobs or whiners!

B.Y.O. WETWIPES!

……………………

Here’s a few gems to get you in the MOOD! (Availability subject to network censorship!)

PIE FACE, by HASBRO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtDoIrVuxM&feature=related

JOLLIBEE SOFT CORE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GzmaPgBlg&feature=related

‘WAKE UP WITH THE KING’ .

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/videos/13578

Skinny, Clown-Chic Go-Go Burger Babe w/slo-mo wind!

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56

I SCREAM for this flavor of ICE CREAM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees57RMstvU&feature=related

Sexy people doing sexy things with sexy food, is …well, SEXY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJeoYZlMWyY

Pure ART! WHY DON”T I EVER SEE THESE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHe0W2VmdiE&feature=related

A ‘hot little bitch’ eats a banana!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwf_kXT2hZM&feature=related

And would you LOOK AT THAT TONGUE GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7d5KrBqmcM&feature=related

I TOTALLY make these faces when eating strawberry syrup…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vFLI46qLg

Woah- I made a facebook app!

2008-03-13T15:40:00.000-07:00

Now you can see the Kinky Salon widget on your facebook page.
cooool.
Get yours here http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=11837983781

The Widget

2008-03-13T14:55:00.000-07:00

You can help us by creating windows to this blog all across the net. Post it on your myspace page, your facebook page, put it in people's comments, put it on your personal webpage. Just click 'Get Widget' on the widget in the sidebar. It totally rocks in a groovy web 2.0 kinda way!!

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Saturday SEPT 20th

The 2nd Annual PUSSYFEST!

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America! F*CK YEAH!

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SUPER-EROS

Announcing! DJ Delachaux, Pink Frankenstein and Mark Growden!

Le Sexy

Announcing!! DJ SMOOVE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY and ROSE PISTOLA!!!!

Tasks for GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's five year anniversary

Win lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon

GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!

Going to Bunny Jam and sad to miss Kinky Salon?

But is it SEXY?

Tasks for EAT ME

Help out at THE WET SPOTS

CrushLab

The Wet Spots at Mission Control EXTRA SHOW

Kinky Salon's EAT ME March 22nd

Woah- I made a facebook app!

The Widget