Kinky Salon Americas most PATRIOTIC Sex-Positive Community presents…
Saturday August 16th
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here fore details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
Colonel Saunders and Pocahontas post-coital in a Barbary Coast Opium Den, watching midget strippers fight on Jerry Springer to a soundtrack of Monster Trucks and Fleet Week Patriotic Jet fly-overs…..Summer nights of Mary Jane wafting out of a million teenage tail gate parties, rising up into the laser lights and fireworks and arena rock anthems…topic of the night- Who you’d rather f*ck, Mary Anne or Ginger?
Squealing pool party babes with feathered bangs and cut-off denim shorts so tight you can practically read their minds, shorts with pockets that hang out like little white tongues licking their legs… …BBQ, Ambrosia Salad, Soda, Rolls and CORN…Feed the MEN-FOLK, ready to fuck, ready to kill, ready to channel surf…maybe catch Snoop Dog’s GIRLS GONE WILD; wet-t-shirt contests, drunk HOOTERS chicks, HOT MILFS and Cul De Sac Swinger parties… Going for ‘third base’ in the back of a pick-up truck smelling of hunting dogs and hay then maybe some root-beer floats and burgers served by roller skating waitresses in Minnie Mouse outfits…late night cornfield shenanigans or maybe up to ‘Make-Out Point’ ; feeling each other up and when she put her tongue in your mouth… it tasted like head-shop incense, black-light velvet poster and cheap beer….
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
DRESS:Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, tv ads etc
Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME
PLEASE No street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!
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