TWO WHOLE NIGHTS of XXX-rated terrifyingly ridiculous mayhem!!!!!!!!
| Hey THRILLSEEKERS! This is the time of year when Kinky Salonsters really shine! Not that we need an excuse to dress up ;), but Halloween has become our wildest event of the year! This HALLOWEEN we’ve got DOUBLE the naughtiness, double the fun and DOUBLE the Kinky Salon HOT ACTION for you! IMAGINE!...Kinky Salon, 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW! Friday night is a totally immersive haunted house experience (with the Kinky Salon backroom open for action) and Saturday night is a classic Kinky Salon with Midnight Cabaret and Fabulous DJs playing all night long. Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em! | DETAILS Friday October 31st 10pm till 3am AND Saturday November 1st 10pm till 4.30am BYO Beer and Wine, 21 and over Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?pag e_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)  |
Friday October 31st Mission Control will be totally transformed into a labyrinth of spookily themed rooms where crazed characters bring scenes of devilish debauchery to life! DO YOU DARE EXPERIENCE- Szandors’ Séance Parlour, The Zombitorium, Dorm of the Dead, Mistress Satanicas’s Sensorium, The Regurgitron and others??? Suck it up, wussies! It's time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white! 10pm- Doors Open 11pm-1am- terrifyingly ridiculous performances woven throughout to create an interactive haunted house experience that will blow your ....... 1am-3am- DJ Dance set and Kinky Salon "action" | Saturday November 1st Clean off your shorts and return on Saturday for the classic Kinky Salon formula <Insane cackle> MIDNIGHT CABARET featuring Zombie Burlesque (THROW US YOUR TITS!) Midnight- 4am- Fabulous DJs getting your freaky asses all worked up into a Halloween FRENZY! STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed! |
| WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!!! PLEASE READ! XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, NEW AGE sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place! | Don't forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! |
And don't miss the WET SPOTS on October 17th !
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