Whobilation

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend.... The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!     (… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Saturday Dec 13th 10pm till late Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details) 21 and over BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats! ’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears, For our Holiday celebration almost is here! So throughout the land, let this invite go sound of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around! Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned! So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s… The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin …and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask? ...no, there’s no stopping!’ -Barron VonWhoWho Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes: ~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons ~ Santa and his Merry Elves! ~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’ ~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR ~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint featuring- ~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF! ~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister! (whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER) ~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long! and THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!! ~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH! DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome! No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!

SOFT- November 15th

Next month's Kinky Salon is coming early on November 15th. Prepare yourselves for the perfect antidote to all this holiday madness, get out of that chilly weather with something more snuggly, fuzzy, cozy and SOFT!

With Cabaret acts and even more fabulous DJs to be announced later in the week!

DETAILS:

Saturday November 15th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Featuring DJ Meikee Magnetic (Lollipop Tuesdays- at the Cat Club)

Natasha RedElk hosts the TACTILE SENSORIUM- experience a journey through the senses from the touchably soft to the sensuously slippery.

DRESS: fuzzy, furry, feathery, fleecy, flowy, silky, slippery, sleek, satiny, plush, cozy, bunnys, chinchillas, marshmallows, cutesy, cuddly jammies, fursuits, maribou, fluff