Whobilation

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend.... The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!     (… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Saturday Dec 13th 10pm till late Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details) 21 and over BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats! ’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears, For our Holiday celebration almost is here! So throughout the land, let this invite go sound of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around! Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned! So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s… The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin …and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask? ...no, there’s no stopping!’ -Barron VonWhoWho Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes: ~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons ~ Santa and his Merry Elves! ~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’ ~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR ~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint featuring- ~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF! ~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister! (whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER) ~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long! and THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!! ~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH! DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome! No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!