NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th

	NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th
	Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community presents.. …Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! "Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread and into the Dark Woods of Bed Time Stories, shall we tread… Past pubescent candy bushes and gooey gumdrop vales, Down moist, heaving slopes and past slippery, wet dales! Where Beautiful Princesses dream in deep slumber of being lavished upon by not one, but three Princes, in number! And all the while does she sleep forest creatures round her do peep Where Little Miss Muffet, that cheeky young tart stuck a thumb up Jack Horner and gave him a start! (and BTW- what the f*ck is a Tuffet?) And yes, it’s quite true, (but long ago from the books since cut) that the Mad Hatter had a thing for Alice’s perky, round butt- He spanked her so firmly with his small, gloved hand, it did wake the Jabberwocky from Slythy Tove Land! And Snow White, that prude who just LOVED to sing got herself tied up and lashed good, with a dragonfly wing (by Evil Witch & Puss-In-Boots …a Faux Queen and Faux King) How about poor Rapunzel, pestered by that weird, pervert Gnome- all hairy? Or, all the positions possible with 3 Bears and a girl ? (Ponder that, yeah, it’s just scary…) And of course all our favorite, the one with the Wolf who had his head lopped off, a-Trisket a-trasket by Miss Thang with a huge knife she kept hid in her basket! ‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’" DRESS DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat January 17th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.