Announcing! DJ LARON and MARK GROWDEN

Two special treats for the next Kinky Salon!
DJ LARON (Weapons of Ass destruction and Swan Productions)
and MARK GROWDEN master of the BANJO
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America! F*CK YEAH!

Kinky Salon Americas most PATRIOTIC Sex-Positive Community presents…

Saturday August 16th
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here fore details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Colonel Saunders and Pocahontas post-coital in a Barbary Coast Opium Den, watching midget strippers fight on Jerry Springer to a soundtrack of Monster Trucks and Fleet Week Patriotic Jet fly-overs…..Summer nights of Mary Jane wafting out of a million teenage tail gate parties, rising up into the laser lights and fireworks and arena rock anthems…topic of the night- Who you’d rather f*ck, Mary Anne or Ginger?

Squealing pool party babes with feathered bangs and cut-off denim shorts so tight you can practically read their minds, shorts with pockets that hang out like little white tongues licking their legs… …BBQ, Ambrosia Salad, Soda, Rolls and CORN…Feed the MEN-FOLK, ready to fuck, ready to kill, ready to channel surf…maybe catch Snoop Dog’s GIRLS GONE WILD; wet-t-shirt contests, drunk HOOTERS chicks, HOT MILFS and Cul De Sac Swinger parties… Going for ‘third base’ in the back of a pick-up truck smelling of hunting dogs and hay then maybe some root-beer floats and burgers served by roller skating waitresses in Minnie Mouse outfits…late night cornfield shenanigans or maybe up to ‘Make-Out Point’ ; feeling each other up and when she put her tongue in your mouth… it tasted like head-shop incense, black-light velvet poster and cheap beer….

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

DRESS:Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, tv ads etc

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

This Saturday- Sparkly Devil!

Animalistic burlesque by Sparkly Devil, 2008 Miss Exotic World Finalist, star of the new SF horror comedy The Terror of Titty Town, Head Devil of the Hubba Hubba Revue, and Detroit's very own combination of sass, class and ass! (www.sparklydevil.com)

Announcing! Fou Fou Ha and DJ Donimo get Kinky!

FOU FOU HA! Those Euro-Styley Buffoons of The Ridiculous and Perverse will unleash their special brand of JUNGLE MOJO on the nights wild festivities!

They BLEW US AWAY at The Sweetheart’s Ball and we’re thrilled to have them make a first time appearance at Mission Control!

DJ DONIMO, who rocked SUPEREROS is BACK!!!

He’s played NEW WAVE CITY, B.A.G.G., ENDUP and hosts his very own LUCKY PIERRE, 1st Fridays at the Stud, and HEAT, 3rd Fridays at the Stud,

JUNGLE LOVE! July 19th

LISTEN! From the STEAMY depths of the urban jungle STRANGE MATING CRIES of EXOTIC animals and savage beasts, creatures of TOOTH AND CLAW AND HORN AND MUSKY FUR can be heard….

COME prowl midnight realms of vines, giant orchids and temple ruins with your fellow beasts, who hunt and mate in frenzied LUSTFUL PASSION!

DO YOU DARE brave where many an adventurer has ventured, where HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED in the flash of a strike, a pounce…???!!!

BE YOU BEAST or EXPLORER?



DRESS: WILD BEASTS and ANIMALS!!! HORNS, CLAWS, FUR !!!Lions, Tigers, Panthers, EXOTIC BIRDS, Serpents, Monkeys! Laughing Hyenas, Apes! TIKI, Jungle Savages, Jungle print bikinis, ANIMAL FAUX FUR, EXOTICA, Safari Expedition/ Khaki safari outfits, Mowgli-The Jungle Book, Headhunters, Witch Doctors, CANNIBALS, fake bones, Maori tattoos, Strange body markings, Jimmy Buffet ?, Explorers, Heart of Darkness, Colonel Kurtz, TARZAN,

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No Jeans, street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

Stripping to your underwear is not an outfit!



GET JUNGLE SWEATY!

GET TROPICAL RAIN FOREST SWEATY!

SUPER-EROS

Kinky Salon, America’s Fastest, Strongest, Bravest Sex- Positive Community

presents
SUPER-EROS!
Saturday June 21st
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?page_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)

BANG! BIFF! POW…. SPLORTCH!
The Booty signal is sent, Oh, Defenders of Truth, Justice and the Kinky American Way!
Your prowess is needed in this time of GREAT NEED!
YES,YOU… so virile, so commanding, so erotically charged in your taut, bulging SUPER-DRAG!
Villains, grandmothers and small animals alike all shudder at the very sight of your huge package/ heaving bosom, the smooth supple curves of your rippling super-physique…
So Join us!!! The XXXtraordinarily Endowed League of Fantastically Awesome SUPER-BEEYOTCHES!
HEEEEEERE WE COME TO SAVE THE NIGHT!

DRESS: Tights, codpieces, capes, masks, Create you own SUPER-EROS/ superhero!, XXX-Men, The Faaaaaabulous Four, WONDER WOMAN, ORGAZMO!!, shiny latex and lame’, STRIPPERELLA, THE PHALLINATOR, ATOMIC BETTY, The POONTANGLER, Bad-asses of all shapes and sizes, Lara Croft (LATEX HOTPANTS, y’all!), SUPERBOOTY, SUPERWHATEVER!!!, pad that crotch, RED SONJA, ‘MYSTERY MEN’, BEELZEBUNNY, PROMETHEA, comic book-graphic novel characters! …and DARE we say, VILLAINS? MWUAH-HA-HA! JUGGERNAUT BITCH! MYSTIQUE, HARLEY QUINN, Captain Blue Balls, ‘oh great-its my ex, here comes –SUPERBITCH/SUPERCHOAD!’…ETC.
Leather, Latex, PVC, Fetish, uniforms and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY, IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE , NO!
ITS (……..your name SUPEREROS name here)

Announcing! DJ Delachaux, Pink Frankenstein and Mark Growden!

DJ Delachaux spinning fantastique ELECTRO frenchy tunes



DJ PINK FRANKENSTEIN from the fabulous Bardot a Go Go



MARK GROWDEN- sexy accordionist extraordinaire