Announcing DJ MANCUB and KITTEN ON THE KEYS!

KITTEN ON THE KEYS!!!!
International Punky Cabaret Cheeky Chantuese, Miss Kitten on the Keys is back for her second PUSSYFEST! She’s the musical snackcake with a moist and VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds, stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire. She writes cute, kinky, and clever cabaret tunes that have dazzled audiences worldwide! Put some sin in your syncopation and lick her milkbowl . http://www.kittymusic.com

WITH DJ MANCUB (Space Cowboys)
We are thrilled to announce that DJ MANCUB will be returning to Kinky Salon to rock our dancefloor once again! We tempted THE CUB with a TRAP baited with KINKY SALON FLESH and HE BIT! He will be leashed to the decks for your safety! Raaaar!

F**K YEAH!



Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

THE SECOND ANNUAL PUSSYFEST

Saturday SEPT 20th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

The 2nd Annual PUSSYFEST!

Saturday SEPTEMBER 20th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To get with you
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I want you
Yes, I do!

Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!

FEATURING:
The Kit Kat Kabaret featuring Cool Cats and Frisky Fraulines
Contest for Sleekest Coat, Loudest Purr and Coolest Collar
The Cat Nap Room- featuring That Fascinating Aquarium Thingy
Cat-Nip Mice, Q-Tips, and Bouncy Things on Strings will be provided

Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes. You Know Who You Are.

Announcing! DJ LARON and MARK GROWDEN

Two special treats for the next Kinky Salon!
DJ LARON (Weapons of Ass destruction and Swan Productions)
and MARK GROWDEN master of the BANJO
more tba

America! F*CK YEAH!

Kinky Salon Americas most PATRIOTIC Sex-Positive Community presents…

Saturday August 16th
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here fore details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Colonel Saunders and Pocahontas post-coital in a Barbary Coast Opium Den, watching midget strippers fight on Jerry Springer to a soundtrack of Monster Trucks and Fleet Week Patriotic Jet fly-overs…..Summer nights of Mary Jane wafting out of a million teenage tail gate parties, rising up into the laser lights and fireworks and arena rock anthems…topic of the night- Who you’d rather f*ck, Mary Anne or Ginger?

Squealing pool party babes with feathered bangs and cut-off denim shorts so tight you can practically read their minds, shorts with pockets that hang out like little white tongues licking their legs… …BBQ, Ambrosia Salad, Soda, Rolls and CORN…Feed the MEN-FOLK, ready to fuck, ready to kill, ready to channel surf…maybe catch Snoop Dog’s GIRLS GONE WILD; wet-t-shirt contests, drunk HOOTERS chicks, HOT MILFS and Cul De Sac Swinger parties… Going for ‘third base’ in the back of a pick-up truck smelling of hunting dogs and hay then maybe some root-beer floats and burgers served by roller skating waitresses in Minnie Mouse outfits…late night cornfield shenanigans or maybe up to ‘Make-Out Point’ ; feeling each other up and when she put her tongue in your mouth… it tasted like head-shop incense, black-light velvet poster and cheap beer….

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

DRESS:Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, tv ads etc

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

This Saturday- Sparkly Devil!

Animalistic burlesque by Sparkly Devil, 2008 Miss Exotic World Finalist, star of the new SF horror comedy The Terror of Titty Town, Head Devil of the Hubba Hubba Revue, and Detroit's very own combination of sass, class and ass! (www.sparklydevil.com)

Announcing! Fou Fou Ha and DJ Donimo get Kinky!

FOU FOU HA! Those Euro-Styley Buffoons of The Ridiculous and Perverse will unleash their special brand of JUNGLE MOJO on the nights wild festivities!

They BLEW US AWAY at The Sweetheart’s Ball and we’re thrilled to have them make a first time appearance at Mission Control!

DJ DONIMO, who rocked SUPEREROS is BACK!!!

He’s played NEW WAVE CITY, B.A.G.G., ENDUP and hosts his very own LUCKY PIERRE, 1st Fridays at the Stud, and HEAT, 3rd Fridays at the Stud,

JUNGLE LOVE! July 19th

LISTEN! From the STEAMY depths of the urban jungle STRANGE MATING CRIES of EXOTIC animals and savage beasts, creatures of TOOTH AND CLAW AND HORN AND MUSKY FUR can be heard….

COME prowl midnight realms of vines, giant orchids and temple ruins with your fellow beasts, who hunt and mate in frenzied LUSTFUL PASSION!

DO YOU DARE brave where many an adventurer has ventured, where HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED in the flash of a strike, a pounce…???!!!

BE YOU BEAST or EXPLORER?



DRESS: WILD BEASTS and ANIMALS!!! HORNS, CLAWS, FUR !!!Lions, Tigers, Panthers, EXOTIC BIRDS, Serpents, Monkeys! Laughing Hyenas, Apes! TIKI, Jungle Savages, Jungle print bikinis, ANIMAL FAUX FUR, EXOTICA, Safari Expedition/ Khaki safari outfits, Mowgli-The Jungle Book, Headhunters, Witch Doctors, CANNIBALS, fake bones, Maori tattoos, Strange body markings, Jimmy Buffet ?, Explorers, Heart of Darkness, Colonel Kurtz, TARZAN,

Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME

PLEASE No Jeans, street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

Stripping to your underwear is not an outfit!



GET JUNGLE SWEATY!

GET TROPICAL RAIN FOREST SWEATY!