Le Sexy

Oo-la-la!

What is more sexy than PARIS in the springtime??
The theme for the next Kinky Salon is 'Le Sexy'
The date: May 17th

Announcing!! DJ SMOOVE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY and ROSE PISTOLA!!!!

That's right folks!! The line up for the five year anniversary is rockin'

DJ Smoove (Newsbreakz) will be rockin’ our funky beats on the dancefloor!!

Scotty the Blue Bunny – The eight foot tall bunny (from his ears to his stilettos) in a blue unitard will be here with his special blend of hilarious vaudville!!!! What more could we want??

Rose Pistola – Of course! Our favorite trouble maker returns with her Vintage, Modern and Death-Defying Burlesque for this special anniversary event!!

Tasks for GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's five year anniversary

Hi there folks!
here are the tasks for EAT ME on March 22nd
You know the drill- sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com

Robinson and Natalee
10-12.30 Coatcheck

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck

Lovemonkey
10- 12.30 Bar

NEED :Task
11.30-2 Bar

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12.30-3 Bar

These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.

NEED :Task
10-12 Top Door Charter

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12-2 Top Door Charter

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10-12 Top Door list

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12-2 Top Door list

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10-12 Bottom door security

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12-2 Bottom door security

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2-4 Top door security

Lunatic
10-12.30 Walkaround Host

NEED :Task
11.30-2 Walkaround Host

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12.30-3 Walkaround Host

Win lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon

WIN FREE KINKY SALON ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon!
What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…!
Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com

GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!

Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout

Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Buy your tickets NOW!!!!

The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…

….yadda yadda yadda

That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!

So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!

GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf

DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure

GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush

GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes

TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect

Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS

Going to Bunny Jam and sad to miss Kinky Salon?

Well, don't be! Kinky Salon is the perfect place to end your evening! We are offering a special deal of just $15 after 1am for BUNNYS ($10 for members).

But is it SEXY?

With Kinky Salon's next theme- EAT ME- how will you make a food costume sexy? Is it impossible? Will it just be funny? Will the hot dog get it on with the pink taco?

Well- you've certainly reached a fever pitch of excitement! Pre sale tickets are selling like those bacon wrapped sausages at 2am on Mission Street.

I can't wait!

If you want to volunteer we still have a few opportunities. Click on 'Tasks for EAT ME'