3/25/08

GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!


Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout

Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Buy your tickets NOW!!!!

The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…

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That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!

So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!

GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf

DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure

GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush

GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes

TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect

Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS

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