Kinky Salon's EAT ME March 22nd

Kinky Salon, America’s Tastiest Sex- Positive Community presents

EAT ME!



Saturday March 22nd

10pm till late 21 and over

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)

Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)



Bonjour, Kinksters!

We have prepared a most deelicious and exquisite menu for your discerning palettes!

We hope this lovingly prepared Menu Salon du Kink featuring a feast of mouth watering, multi-coursed delicacies will appease your ravenous desires !



APPETIZERS

Savoury Swiss Swinger Fondue

Nekkidy Nibblies served fresh off tightly wrapped Buns



MAIN DISH

THE WET SPOTS! Everyone’s favorite musical Kinksters are back to serve up a musical slice of naughty pie in the midnight Cabaret! They will just be playing a couples of songs- for the full show come on Friday night!

DJ MANCUB!!!!(Space Cowboys) Shake yer jelly roll to this Ass-tastic Maestro of Bootyland



DESSERTS

The Human Saucy Slut-Slathering Sundae, with all the toppings!

Serving Lads and Lasses with APHRODISIACAL treats!

…and

Return of Food Mascot PeepShow MiniGolf Strip Twister!



DRESS: CALLING ALL FOOD MASCOTS!, SAUSAGE, PIE, PINK TACOS, tarts, edible pasties, saran wrap, edible undies, lickable body powder, peppermint stripes, sandwiches, lollipops, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Snap Crackle and Pop, Jack, Cookie Monster, kosher meat, spicy sauce, pizza toppings, flying spaghetti monster, tiny cake hats, whip cream, candy bars

…and sexy costumes, leather, latex and lingerie are always welcome!

NO Street Clothes, Sportswear, Slobs or whiners!

B.Y.O. WETWIPES!



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Here’s a few gems to get you in the MOOD! (Availability subject to network censorship!)





PIE FACE, by HASBRO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtDoIrVuxM&feature=related



JOLLIBEE SOFT CORE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GzmaPgBlg&feature=related



‘WAKE UP WITH THE KING’ .

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/videos/13578



Skinny, Clown-Chic Go-Go Burger Babe w/slo-mo wind!

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56



I SCREAM for this flavor of ICE CREAM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees57RMstvU&feature=related



Sexy people doing sexy things with sexy food, is …well, SEXY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJeoYZlMWyY



Pure ART! WHY DON”T I EVER SEE THESE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHe0W2VmdiE&feature=related



A ‘hot little bitch’ eats a banana!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwf_kXT2hZM&feature=related



And would you LOOK AT THAT TONGUE GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7d5KrBqmcM&feature=related



I TOTALLY make these faces when eating strawberry syrup…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vFLI46qLg