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80s vs 90s

	Saturday April 11th and 25th
• Details • Dresscode • The PAL System • The Charter • Openly • ADVANCE TIX FOLLOW KINKY SALON ON	Mark your calendars- KS is the 2nd and 4th Sat of EVERY month! Kinky Salon, America's Most Nostalgic Sex-Positive Community presents... FEATURING DJ CHICKEN JOHN For this special event we give you nothing less than a 100% genuine 80s DJ- he still has his records! It's gonna be saweeet! DJ DING DONG (BrassTax) Watch out Kinky Salon, Ding Dong will rock your panties right off. We've been trying to book this guy for months and we finally tracked him down! Hooray! DJ PHANFASM Returning to the decks once again for another glorious late night set- this time with a whiff of nostalgia! PLUS: TIM BARSKY Beatboxer extraordinaire with breakdancing B-boys in the front, back, side and middle, check out my b-boy rhyme and riddle. Fo shiddle. On the griddle. and much more TBA DRESS 80s- Break out your single white glove... New Wave, Goth, Rocky Horror, Flashdance, New Romantic, Mullets, 80s Prom Queen, Leg Warmers, Neon, Side Ponytails, MTV, Ra Ra Skirts, Feathered Hair, Spandex, Break Dancing Electric Boogaloo, Video Arcades, Crimped Hair Rubix Cubes, We are Devo and Roller Skates.... Vs 90s- So edgy- so modern. Fetish, Piercings, Latex, Corsets, Tank Girl, Neo Pagans, Anime, Industrial, BDSM Dungeons, Y2K, Millenium Fever, Ravers, Smileys, The Spice Girls, Pacifiers, Lycra, Puffer Vests, Candy Raves, Baggy, Emo, Techno, Grunge, The Internet, Lara Croft, 90210, platform shoes...and Glo Stick Poi... Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat April 11th and 25th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details BYO beer and wine ONLY
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together Click here for the PAL FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Kinky Salon suggests:

Thrillpeddlers present ‘AudaciousArtifacts’
Saw this show last week. A whole lot of naughty, weird, perverse FUN! Headhunters, Nuns having sex, giant genitalia puppets, spookshow tactics, adultery, murder, blood… They’ve performed at our events in the past and we love that they’re keeping the Grand Guignol tradition alive and well here in SF! (Horror/Sex/Comedy Theater) Heres a review by Violet Blue!

Fou Fou Ha present ‘Out of Order- A Musical that comes out of the toilet!’

You’ve seen these guys perform at our events over the years, we’ve worked with them closely and LOVE their energy, enthusiasm and craftsmanship as a performance ensemble…their show opens THIS WEEK!!!

	Saturday March 14th and 28th
• Details • Dresscode • The PAL System • The Charter • Openly • ADVANCE TIX Captains Log: StarDate: 2009-03-14/28 In an attempt to relieve the MOUNTING PRESSURES of our crew, we will navigate The S.S. Kinkatron past the icy rings of URANUS to a hitherto unexplored PLEASURE PLANET. It is said that this lush destination orbiting the unusual BROWN DWARF STAR & OMEGA 13, is a haven for galactic seekers of rare pleasures and deviant delights. The Pleasure Planet is rumored to be protected by a strange race of METAMORPHOSEXUAL beings who have learned to harness TANTRIC ENERGY as a form of TECHNOLOGY. In the name of SCIENCE and by unanimous crew vote, we have decided to conduct a PROBING STUDY of this race and their extraordinary planet. One can only wonder what mysteries the PLEASURE PLANET holds in store for us………...	Mark your calendars- KS is the 2nd and 4th Sat of EVERY month! Kinky Salon, America's Most Futuristic Community presents... Starring... the kings and queens of nerdy sci fi camp THE FINAL FRONTIERSMEN Sexy Venusian Go Go Dancers MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON! DRESS Space cadets, Aliens, Fembots, weird technology, robots, antennas, cellophane, bubblewrap, blinky shit, spock ears, Mork from Ork, green skin, venusians, martians, Dr Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Flash Gorden, Barbarella, sexy costumes, lingerie and fetishy stuff always welcome Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat March 14th and 28th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details BYO beer and wine ONLY
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the PAL FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Love In

Saturday February 14th AND 28th

HOT NEWS: Febraury is the month of lurrrrve, so what a perfect time to announce that Kinky Salon will be going to TWICE A MONTH, with a regular schedule to make your planning easier. So mark your calendars for the 2nd and 4th Saturday of EVERY month! On February 14th and AGAIN on February 28th Kinky Salon, America's Most Free Lovin' Community presents... Let it all hang loose with the Flower Children and TASTE the COLOR of LOVE….. Can you dig it? Listen up, Brothers and Sisters! The stars are alignment for a totally groovy gathering of cosmic proportions! Prepare yourself to enter The House of Bliss! So burn that bra, put a flower in your hair and come partake in the loving vibrations! Follow The White Rabbit on a wild trip through strawberry fields, down the rabbit hole and behind The Green Door- Number 9, Number 9… don't be a bummer, let the SUN SHINE baby! It's gonna be a Love Orgy Explosion. The LOVE vibrations are building! There are some MAJORLY DIALED IN CATS coming from far and wide! Its like- MOJO RISING around here, Is everybody in, IS EVERYBODY IN? The Ceremony is About to Begin…... DRESS DRESSCODE: Groovy Cats and Beatnik Poets, Free Love Pagans, 'Performance Artists', Bell Bottoms, Cockettes, Housewives on Acid, 'Stevie Nicks', Janis, Jim, Jimi Big Hair, Macrame, Love Beads, Slogans, Haight Hipsters, Flower Children, Krishnas, Intellectuals and Tie-dye! Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules

…Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! Featuring.... Legendary DJ LAIRD (and friends) purveyor of the finest beats Here to woo us with her sass and her shimmy- the captivating DELILAH photo: Karolina Krasuska AND the freshest talent in town- fabulous arty theater group Elastic Future

NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th

	NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th
	Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community presents.. …Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! "Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread and into the Dark Woods of Bed Time Stories, shall we tread… Past pubescent candy bushes and gooey gumdrop vales, Down moist, heaving slopes and past slippery, wet dales! Where Beautiful Princesses dream in deep slumber of being lavished upon by not one, but three Princes, in number! And all the while does she sleep forest creatures round her do peep Where Little Miss Muffet, that cheeky young tart stuck a thumb up Jack Horner and gave him a start! (and BTW- what the f*ck is a Tuffet?) And yes, it’s quite true, (but long ago from the books since cut) that the Mad Hatter had a thing for Alice’s perky, round butt- He spanked her so firmly with his small, gloved hand, it did wake the Jabberwocky from Slythy Tove Land! And Snow White, that prude who just LOVED to sing got herself tied up and lashed good, with a dragonfly wing (by Evil Witch & Puss-In-Boots …a Faux Queen and Faux King) How about poor Rapunzel, pestered by that weird, pervert Gnome- all hairy? Or, all the positions possible with 3 Bears and a girl ? (Ponder that, yeah, it’s just scary…) And of course all our favorite, the one with the Wolf who had his head lopped off, a-Trisket a-trasket by Miss Thang with a huge knife she kept hid in her basket! ‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’" DRESS DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat January 17th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Whobilation

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend.... The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!     (… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Saturday Dec 13th 10pm till late Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details) 21 and over BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats! ’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears, For our Holiday celebration almost is here! So throughout the land, let this invite go sound of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around! Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned! So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s… The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin …and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask? ...no, there’s no stopping!’ -Barron VonWhoWho Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes: ~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons ~ Santa and his Merry Elves! ~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’ ~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR ~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint featuring- ~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF! ~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister! (whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER) ~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long! and THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!! ~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH! DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome! No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!