Win lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon

WIN FREE KINKY SALON ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon!
What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…!
Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com

GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!

Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout

Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Buy your tickets NOW!!!!

The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…

….yadda yadda yadda

That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!

So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!

GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf

DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure

GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush

GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes

TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect

Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS

Going to Bunny Jam and sad to miss Kinky Salon?

Well, don't be! Kinky Salon is the perfect place to end your evening! We are offering a special deal of just $15 after 1am for BUNNYS ($10 for members).

But is it SEXY?

With Kinky Salon's next theme- EAT ME- how will you make a food costume sexy? Is it impossible? Will it just be funny? Will the hot dog get it on with the pink taco?

Well- you've certainly reached a fever pitch of excitement! Pre sale tickets are selling like those bacon wrapped sausages at 2am on Mission Street.

I can't wait!

If you want to volunteer we still have a few opportunities. Click on 'Tasks for EAT ME'

Tasks for EAT ME

There are still a few tasks left for EAT ME on March 22nd
Sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task by clicking COMMENTS. Please- no anonymous volunteering! Be clear about who you are if you sign in anonymously.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com

G-OFF
10-12.30 Coatcheck

TANTRIC MEOW
11.30-2 Coatcheck

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck

JARED
10- 12.30 Bar

DIMPLE
11.30-2 Bar

MICHELLE
12.30-3 Bar

These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.

VIOLET
10-12 Top Door Charter

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door Charter

JULIETTE
10-12 Top Door list

NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door list

FIDO
10-12 Bottom door security

NEED :Task
12-2 Bottom door security

JOEY K
2-4 Top door security

ALENA
10-12.30 Walkaround Host

WEAZIE
11.30-2 Walkaround Host

NEED :Task
12.30-3 Walkaround Host

Help out at THE WET SPOTS

We are looking for a few people to help out at the Wet Spots gig on March 21st.
These are PAID positions from 7pm-1am. Details given when you sign up

Bottom Door, Top Door, Bar

Sign up by clicking 'COMMENT'.
NO ANONYMOUS POSTS IN THIS THREAD. I need to be able to contact you.

CrushLab

CrushLab St. Patrick's Day Party!

Friday March 14th , 8pm-1am, Mission Control

RSVP now by sending us a photo and 4 words that sum you up.

Come and celebrate St Patricks Day with a bunch of hot singles. Dance a jig, wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture!

THE EVENT:
Crushlab is a twisted twist on traditional singles nights- it's *the* place to meet bohemian, artsy, not-quite-normal singles in San Francisco. It's full of creative, unique, open-minded, inspiring, and smokin’ hot singles. They are totally not lame most of the time! It’s awesome!

OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!!
First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crush Lab experience. We've got activities including speed dating, match-making introductions with our Connect-a-tron 9000, high-powered mingling and if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Crush Lab Movie which we will show at the end of the night!

If that all sounds too exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Control's fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge...where you're can cast your voodoo mojo onto interested singles!

The Wet Spots at Mission Control EXTRA SHOW

We are thrilled to announce that our awesome friends from Canada are returning for a very special evening at Mission Control. Last time we did this we SOLD OUT, so we advise you to get your tickets pronto

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Due to popular demand we have added a 7pm show!
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The Wet Spots
at Mission Control
2519 Mission Street
Friday March 21st
8pm-1am 21+ with ID

This is a rare opportunity to not only see the Wet Spots play live, but also to hang out with them!
They will be meeting the audience, hanging out at the bar, as well as playing 3 sets of their fabulously irreverent, shockingly naughty songs.
The ticket price includes fabulous partying throughout the evening at Mission Control!!

The Wet Spots have become famous online for the hilarious music videos that accompany their songs.

Kinky Salon's EAT ME March 22nd

Kinky Salon, America’s Tastiest Sex- Positive Community presents

EAT ME!



Saturday March 22nd

10pm till late 21 and over

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)

Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)



Bonjour, Kinksters!

We have prepared a most deelicious and exquisite menu for your discerning palettes!

We hope this lovingly prepared Menu Salon du Kink featuring a feast of mouth watering, multi-coursed delicacies will appease your ravenous desires !



APPETIZERS

Savoury Swiss Swinger Fondue

Nekkidy Nibblies served fresh off tightly wrapped Buns



MAIN DISH

THE WET SPOTS! Everyone’s favorite musical Kinksters are back to serve up a musical slice of naughty pie in the midnight Cabaret! They will just be playing a couples of songs- for the full show come on Friday night!

DJ MANCUB!!!!(Space Cowboys) Shake yer jelly roll to this Ass-tastic Maestro of Bootyland



DESSERTS

The Human Saucy Slut-Slathering Sundae, with all the toppings!

Serving Lads and Lasses with APHRODISIACAL treats!

…and

Return of Food Mascot PeepShow MiniGolf Strip Twister!



DRESS: CALLING ALL FOOD MASCOTS!, SAUSAGE, PIE, PINK TACOS, tarts, edible pasties, saran wrap, edible undies, lickable body powder, peppermint stripes, sandwiches, lollipops, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Snap Crackle and Pop, Jack, Cookie Monster, kosher meat, spicy sauce, pizza toppings, flying spaghetti monster, tiny cake hats, whip cream, candy bars

…and sexy costumes, leather, latex and lingerie are always welcome!

NO Street Clothes, Sportswear, Slobs or whiners!

B.Y.O. WETWIPES!



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Here’s a few gems to get you in the MOOD! (Availability subject to network censorship!)





PIE FACE, by HASBRO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtDoIrVuxM&feature=related



JOLLIBEE SOFT CORE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GzmaPgBlg&feature=related



‘WAKE UP WITH THE KING’ .

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/videos/13578



Skinny, Clown-Chic Go-Go Burger Babe w/slo-mo wind!

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56



I SCREAM for this flavor of ICE CREAM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees57RMstvU&feature=related



Sexy people doing sexy things with sexy food, is …well, SEXY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJeoYZlMWyY



Pure ART! WHY DON”T I EVER SEE THESE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHe0W2VmdiE&feature=related



A ‘hot little bitch’ eats a banana!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwf_kXT2hZM&feature=related



And would you LOOK AT THAT TONGUE GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7d5KrBqmcM&feature=related



I TOTALLY make these faces when eating strawberry syrup…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vFLI46qLg

Woah- I made a facebook app!

Now you can see the Kinky Salon widget on your facebook page.
cooool.
Get yours here http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=11837983781

The Widget

You can help us by creating windows to this blog all across the net. Post it on your myspace page, your facebook page, put it in people's comments, put it on your personal webpage. Just click 'Get Widget' on the widget in the sidebar. It totally rocks in a groovy web 2.0 kinda way!!