NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th

	NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th
	Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community presents.. …Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! "Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread and into the Dark Woods of Bed Time Stories, shall we tread… Past pubescent candy bushes and gooey gumdrop vales, Down moist, heaving slopes and past slippery, wet dales! Where Beautiful Princesses dream in deep slumber of being lavished upon by not one, but three Princes, in number! And all the while does she sleep forest creatures round her do peep Where Little Miss Muffet, that cheeky young tart stuck a thumb up Jack Horner and gave him a start! (and BTW- what the f*ck is a Tuffet?) And yes, it’s quite true, (but long ago from the books since cut) that the Mad Hatter had a thing for Alice’s perky, round butt- He spanked her so firmly with his small, gloved hand, it did wake the Jabberwocky from Slythy Tove Land! And Snow White, that prude who just LOVED to sing got herself tied up and lashed good, with a dragonfly wing (by Evil Witch & Puss-In-Boots …a Faux Queen and Faux King) How about poor Rapunzel, pestered by that weird, pervert Gnome- all hairy? Or, all the positions possible with 3 Bears and a girl ? (Ponder that, yeah, it’s just scary…) And of course all our favorite, the one with the Wolf who had his head lopped off, a-Trisket a-trasket by Miss Thang with a huge knife she kept hid in her basket! ‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’" DRESS DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules
DETAILS Sat January 17th 10pm-4am (ish) Mission Control 2519 Mission Street, San Francisco, 94110 21+ (we check IDs) Couples and chaperoned singles See here for details STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
The P.A.L. system (Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you • Your PAL can be the same gender, the opposite gender or even a couple • You are responsible for your PALs behavior and they are responsible for yours! • If either of you violate the charter you will both be held responsible • You must arrive together and we recommend leaving together • If you volunteer at the event, you do not need a PAL Click here for the FASQ	The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! Visit OPENLY We created OPENLY.US so that we can join together with other communities and create something that is larger than the sum of our parties. Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too.

Whobilation

KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend.... The 9th Annual Who-bilation XXXmas party!     (… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

Saturday Dec 13th 10pm till late Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details) 21 and over BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats! ’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears, For our Holiday celebration almost is here! So throughout the land, let this invite go sound of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around! Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned! So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s… The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin …and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask? ...no, there’s no stopping!’ -Barron VonWhoWho Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes: ~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons ~ Santa and his Merry Elves! ~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’ ~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR ~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint featuring- ~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF! ~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister! (whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER) ~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long! and THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!! ~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH! DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome! No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE!

SOFT- November 15th

Next month's Kinky Salon is coming early on November 15th. Prepare yourselves for the perfect antidote to all this holiday madness, get out of that chilly weather with something more snuggly, fuzzy, cozy and SOFT!

With Cabaret acts and even more fabulous DJs to be announced later in the week!

DETAILS:

Saturday November 15th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !

Featuring DJ Meikee Magnetic (Lollipop Tuesdays- at the Cat Club)

Natasha RedElk hosts the TACTILE SENSORIUM- experience a journey through the senses from the touchably soft to the sensuously slippery.

DRESS: fuzzy, furry, feathery, fleecy, flowy, silky, slippery, sleek, satiny, plush, cozy, bunnys, chinchillas, marshmallows, cutesy, cuddly jammies, fursuits, maribou, fluff

Pumpkin Carving Party at Mission Control

BE AFRAID. Be very afraid.
Halloween is coming so prepare to be spooked!
Bring a pumpkin to carve and join us for our favorite holiday activity!
Wear a costume because it's fun, not because you have to.

Openly LIVE Pumpkin Carving Party
TIME: Saturday Oct 18th 8pm-1am (arrive by 9pm for the Greeting Meeting)
PLACE: Mission Control, 2519 Mission Street @ 21st
COST: $5-10 sliding scale
BYO if you want a drink, BYO Pumpkin if you want to carve

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The Wet Spots LIVE at Mission Control Oct 17th!

For details click here http://kinkysalon.com/?page_id=74

The Kinky Salon Halloween WEEKEND!!!!

Kinky Salon, America’s Most STRANGE and SHOCKING Sex-Positive Community presents...
TWO WHOLE NIGHTS of XXX-rated terrifyingly ridiculous mayhem!!!!!!!!

Hey THRILLSEEKERS! This is the time of year when Kinky Salonsters really shine! Not that we need an excuse to dress up ;), but Halloween has become our wildest event of the year! This HALLOWEEN we’ve got DOUBLE the naughtiness, double the fun and DOUBLE the Kinky Salon HOT ACTION for you! IMAGINE!...Kinky Salon, 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW! Friday night is a totally immersive haunted house experience (with the Kinky Salon backroom open for action) and Saturday night is a classic Kinky Salon with Midnight Cabaret and Fabulous DJs playing all night long. Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em!	DETAILS Friday October 31st 10pm till 3am AND Saturday November 1st 10pm till 4.30am Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco) BYO Beer and Wine, 21 and over Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?pag e_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)
Friday October 31st Mission Control will be totally transformed into a labyrinth of spookily themed rooms where crazed characters bring scenes of devilish debauchery to life! DO YOU DARE EXPERIENCE- Szandors’ Séance Parlour, The Zombitorium, Dorm of the Dead, Mistress Satanicas’s Sensorium, The Regurgitron and others??? Suck it up, wussies! It's time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white! 10pm- Doors Open 11pm-1am- terrifyingly ridiculous performances woven throughout to create an interactive haunted house experience that will blow your ....... 1am-3am- DJ Dance set and Kinky Salon "action"	Saturday November 1st Clean off your shorts and return on Saturday for the classic Kinky Salon formula <Insane cackle> MIDNIGHT CABARET featuring Zombie Burlesque (THROW US YOUR TITS!) Midnight- 4am- Fabulous DJs getting your freaky asses all worked up into a Halloween FRENZY! STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed!
WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!!! PLEASE READ! XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, NEW AGE sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place!	Don't forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door!

And don't miss the WET SPOTS on October 17th !

Announcing DJ MANCUB and KITTEN ON THE KEYS!

KITTEN ON THE KEYS!!!!
International Punky Cabaret Cheeky Chantuese, Miss Kitten on the Keys is back for her second PUSSYFEST! She’s the musical snackcake with a moist and VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds, stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire. She writes cute, kinky, and clever cabaret tunes that have dazzled audiences worldwide! Put some sin in your syncopation and lick her milkbowl . http://www.kittymusic.com

WITH DJ MANCUB (Space Cowboys)
We are thrilled to announce that DJ MANCUB will be returning to Kinky Salon to rock our dancefloor once again! We tempted THE CUB with a TRAP baited with KINKY SALON FLESH and HE BIT! He will be leashed to the decks for your safety! Raaaar!

F**K YEAH!



Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.

DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome

THE SECOND ANNUAL PUSSYFEST

Saturday SEPT 20th

Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)

Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !