| NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th | |
Kinky Salon, America’s Most PHANTASMGORICAL Sex-Positive community presents.. …Children’s’ Fairy Tales, deep-dark forests, wondrous lands of make-believe, beautiful princesses, bold heroes and scary monsters! "Come, naughty children, go fetch your warm gingerbread ‘..all the better to chop your frickin head off, Mr. BEEEYOTCH!’" DRESS: Heroes, Heroines, Princes and Princesses, Monsters, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, The Gingerbread man, Ogres, Snow White, Cinderella, Rose Red, Evil Witches, Goblins, Fairies, Trolls, Talking Animals, Mr Toad, Frog Prince, Humpty Dumpty, Mother Goose, Itsy Bitsy Spiders, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Mad Hatters, Alice, White Rabbits with top hats, white frilly bloomers and pigtails, Lederhosen and Dirndls, fake freckles and rosy cheeks Sexy costumes of any sort most welcome. Fetish, leather, latex, PVC, uniforms, all black, lingerie…also welcome! NO STREET CLOTHES or JEANS ALLOWED! Click here for details of our dresscode rules | |
| Sat January 17th Mission Control | |
| The P.A.L. system
(Pervy Activity Liason) Whether you are male or female, if you want to come to Kinky Salon without a date these rules apply: • When you come to Kinky Salon you must bring a PAL with you
| The Kinky Salon Charter was created by the community and states our intention and our standards. We created it so that it would be super easy for newbies to understand how to behave at our events. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you’ll fit right in: DOBe creative about how you dress DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces click here for the long version … and don’t forget! Check it out and see what we're all up to! It's not just an online social networking tool- it's designed to help people can meet in the real world too. |
12/19/08
NEXT EVENT: BED TIME STORIES Saturday January 17th
11/18/08
Whobilation
Who-bilation XXXmas party!
(… inspired by Dr. Suess’ The Grinch Who Stole Christmas) |
Saturday Dec 13th 10pm till late Mission Control (call 415 789 8513 for location details)  21 and over BYO beer, wine, egg nog and xmas treats! ’Listen up, Whos and perk up your ears, For our Holiday celebration almost is here! So throughout the land, let this invite go sound of The Most Frickin Festive Whobilation around! Where hot Who’s abound and the cheer is renowned! So fluff up your PinkMink and shine up your Ball-Hoo’s Put that ruff on your muff and buff up your wazoos’s… The joint will be hoppin, the bubbly a’ poppin …and of Merriment & Mirth- you may ask? ...no, there’s no stopping!’ -Barron VonWhoWho Our yearly Whobiliation tradition includes: ~ Creepy, stop-motion animated x-mas cartoons ~ Santa and his Merry Elves! ~ Graba stranger and ‘Spin The Dreidel’ ~ MISTLETOE in every doorway and FRICKIN’ OVER THE TOP XMAS DECOR ~ The XXXmas Cabaret hosted by Professor & Polly Peppermint featuring- ~ THE CANDY CANE LICK-OFF! ~ The Crowning of this year’s Holiday Cheer-Meister! (whom MUST wear THE HIDEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER) ~ MANDATORY holiday Grinch-e-oke Sing-A-Long! and THE HOT WHO FLOORSHOW!!! ~ and of course…a live, guest appearance by THE GRINCH! DRESS: Dr. Seuss inspired costumes! WHOS from WHOVILLE! Christmas Drag, Naughty Mall Elves, Old Christmas Cartoon Characters, Homeless Santas, Salvation Army Bell Ringers, Burgher-Meister/ Meister-Burghers, Timmy The Dentist, Rudolph, Grinches and Scrooges....and sexy costumes and fetish wear always welcome! No STREET CLOTHES PLEASE! |
KINKY SALON, America’s Most FESTIVE Sex-Positive community invites you to attend....11/6/08
SOFT- November 15th
With Cabaret acts and even more fabulous DJs to be announced later in the week!
DETAILS:
Saturday November 15th
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
Featuring DJ Meikee Magnetic (Lollipop Tuesdays- at the Cat Club)
Natasha RedElk hosts the TACTILE SENSORIUM- experience a journey through the senses from the touchably soft to the sensuously slippery.
DRESS: fuzzy, furry, feathery, fleecy, flowy, silky, slippery, sleek, satiny, plush, cozy, bunnys, chinchillas, marshmallows, cutesy, cuddly jammies, fursuits, maribou, fluff
10/14/08
Pumpkin Carving Party at Mission Control
BE AFRAID. Be very afraid.
Halloween is coming so prepare to be spooked!
Bring a pumpkin to carve and join us for our favorite holiday activity!
Wear a costume because it's fun, not because you have to.
Openly LIVE Pumpkin Carving Party
TIME: Saturday Oct 18th 8pm-1am (arrive by 9pm for the Greeting Meeting)
PLACE: Mission Control, 2519 Mission Street @ 21st
COST: $5-10 sliding scale
BYO if you want a drink, BYO Pumpkin if you want to carve
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9/23/08
The Kinky Salon Halloween WEEKEND!!!!
TWO WHOLE NIGHTS of XXX-rated terrifyingly ridiculous mayhem!!!!!!!!
| Hey THRILLSEEKERS! This is the time of year when Kinky Salonsters really shine! Not that we need an excuse to dress up ;), but Halloween has become our wildest event of the year! This HALLOWEEN we’ve got DOUBLE the naughtiness, double the fun and DOUBLE the Kinky Salon HOT ACTION for you! IMAGINE!...Kinky Salon, 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW! Friday night is a totally immersive haunted house experience (with the Kinky Salon backroom open for action) and Saturday night is a classic Kinky Salon with Midnight Cabaret and Fabulous DJs playing all night long. Better grab your flashlights, your plastic pumpkin buckets, a chaperone and some diapers cuz you’re gonna need ‘em! | DETAILS Friday October 31st 10pm till 3am AND Saturday November 1st 10pm till 4.30am BYO Beer and Wine, 21 and over Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?pag e_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)  |
Friday October 31st Mission Control will be totally transformed into a labyrinth of spookily themed rooms where crazed characters bring scenes of devilish debauchery to life! DO YOU DARE EXPERIENCE- Szandors’ Séance Parlour, The Zombitorium, Dorm of the Dead, Mistress Satanicas’s Sensorium, The Regurgitron and others??? Suck it up, wussies! It's time to surrender your senses to this perverse twist on the classic haunted house GUARANTEED to turn your pubes white! 10pm- Doors Open 11pm-1am- terrifyingly ridiculous performances woven throughout to create an interactive haunted house experience that will blow your ....... 1am-3am- DJ Dance set and Kinky Salon "action" | Saturday November 1st Clean off your shorts and return on Saturday for the classic Kinky Salon formula <Insane cackle> MIDNIGHT CABARET featuring Zombie Burlesque (THROW US YOUR TITS!) Midnight- 4am- Fabulous DJs getting your freaky asses all worked up into a Halloween FRENZY! STRICT DRESS CODE on BOTH NIGHTS: KINKY COSTUME, HALLOWEEN DRAG, FLAWED FETISH, ZOMBIE COUTURE, MONSTER CHIC, GHOULISH GLAM, CRAZED CLOWN, NO street clothes, jeans or ATTITUDE allowed! |
| WARNING!!! ADULTS ONLY!!! PLEASE READ! XXX Haunted FunHouse presents many perverse, erotic and xxxploitative themes some may find rude, tasteless and downright shocking! If the thought of being immersed in a phantasmagorical world of lust filled VOODOO RITES, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, NEW AGE sex-cultists, bitch blankets, Infernal SEX MACHINES and TORTURE DEVICES, strange SÉANCES, bohemian mating rituals, miniature clowns riding giant dildos, drug-crazed teen runaways, bad performance art, VAMPIRE PLAYBOY BUNNIES, Mad Scientist Sex Fiends, Satanic Sex Workers, Biker babes, Hells Devils, UNDEAD PORNSTARS, calliope music or carny folk offends you….may we suggest that you move from the Bay Area because this is the kind of sh*t you moved here for in the first place! | Don't forget! Kinky Salon is a community dedicated to the safe and consensual exploration of sex-positive self-expression. We celebrate all forms of diversity and encourage all members and guests to equally uphold our communities Standards of behaviour. Please note that YOU are responsible for educating your guests as to the Standards of our community. ANYONE showing up inappropriately dressed, under-informed or with the wrong attitude is subject to be turned away at the door! |
And don't miss the WET SPOTS on October 17th !
9/9/08
Announcing DJ MANCUB and KITTEN ON THE KEYS!
KITTEN ON THE KEYS!!!!
International Punky Cabaret Cheeky Chantuese, Miss Kitten on the Keys is back for her second PUSSYFEST! She’s the musical snackcake with a moist and VERY creamy center who will tantalize your tastebuds, stir your nethers, and tickle your funnybone with her pianocentric plinkity plunks and uke strokin’ extroirdinaire. She writes cute, kinky, and clever cabaret tunes that have dazzled audiences worldwide! Put some sin in your syncopation and lick her milkbowl . http://www.kittymusic.com
WITH DJ MANCUB (Space Cowboys)
We are thrilled to announce that DJ MANCUB will be returning to Kinky Salon to rock our dancefloor once again! We tempted THE CUB with a TRAP baited with KINKY SALON FLESH and HE BIT! He will be leashed to the decks for your safety! Raaaar!
F**K YEAH!
Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.
DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome
THE SECOND ANNUAL PUSSYFEST
Saturday SEPT 20th
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
8/22/08
The 2nd Annual PUSSYFEST!
Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here for details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To get with you
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I want you
Yes, I do!
Mreooowwww!
Feeling Frisky, Kinksters?
Ready to get your prowl on?
Then shine those coats and slick back those whiskers for PUSSY FEST, cuz the fur will fly!
FEATURING:
The Kit Kat Kabaret featuring Cool Cats and Frisky Fraulines
Contest for Sleekest Coat, Loudest Purr and Coolest Collar
The Cat Nap Room- featuring That Fascinating Aquarium Thingy
Cat-Nip Mice, Q-Tips, and Bouncy Things on Strings will be provided
Any CANINES must be reported immediately and may be subject to IMMEDIATE COLLARING.
DRESS: kitties, pussies, felines, tomcats, lions, tigers, tabbies, leopards, mousers, kittens, etc. Dogs? Mice? Sexy/ Fantasy/ Fetish wear always welcome
NOTE: We ask that all pussies PLEASE not drag any half eaten birds to Mission Control. Anyone caught spraying or scratching the furniture will be asked to leave. Screamers and howlers will please bite a pillow or something, for chrissakes. You Know Who You Are.
7/31/08
Announcing! DJ LARON and MARK GROWDEN
DJ LARON (Weapons of Ass destruction and Swan Productions)
and MARK GROWDEN master of the BANJO
more tba
7/23/08
America! F*CK YEAH!
Kinky Salon Americas most PATRIOTIC Sex-Positive Community presents…
Saturday August 16th
10pm till LATE
At Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only P.A.L. System in effect! (Click here fore details of this policy)
STRICT BYO beer and wine ONLY !
Colonel Saunders and Pocahontas post-coital in a Barbary Coast Opium Den, watching midget strippers fight on Jerry Springer to a soundtrack of Monster Trucks and Fleet Week Patriotic Jet fly-overs…..Summer nights of Mary Jane wafting out of a million teenage tail gate parties, rising up into the laser lights and fireworks and arena rock anthems…topic of the night- Who you’d rather f*ck, Mary Anne or Ginger?
Squealing pool party babes with feathered bangs and cut-off denim shorts so tight you can practically read their minds, shorts with pockets that hang out like little white tongues licking their legs… …BBQ, Ambrosia Salad, Soda, Rolls and CORN…Feed the MEN-FOLK, ready to fuck, ready to kill, ready to channel surf…maybe catch Snoop Dog’s GIRLS GONE WILD; wet-t-shirt contests, drunk HOOTERS chicks, HOT MILFS and Cul De Sac Swinger parties… Going for ‘third base’ in the back of a pick-up truck smelling of hunting dogs and hay then maybe some root-beer floats and burgers served by roller skating waitresses in Minnie Mouse outfits…late night cornfield shenanigans or maybe up to ‘Make-Out Point’ ; feeling each other up and when she put her tongue in your mouth… it tasted like head-shop incense, black-light velvet poster and cheap beer….
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
DRESS:Stars and Stripes, cheerleaders, marching bands, white trash, disney disasters, fast food mascots, cowboys, pilgrims, puritans, tv evangelists, porn stars, rock stars, movie stars, wannabes, 50s housewives, 60s hippy dropouts, 70s swingers, 80s miami coke heads, 90s grunge, products, brands, corporate sponsors, credit cards, tv ads etc
Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME
PLEASE No street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!
7/17/08
This Saturday- Sparkly Devil!
Animalistic burlesque by Sparkly Devil, 2008 Miss Exotic World Finalist, star of the new SF horror comedy The Terror of Titty Town, Head Devil of the Hubba Hubba Revue, and Detroit's very own combination of sass, class and ass! (www.sparklydevil.com)
7/12/08
Announcing! Fou Fou Ha and DJ Donimo get Kinky!
FOU FOU HA! Those Euro-Styley Buffoons of The Ridiculous and Perverse will unleash their special brand of JUNGLE MOJO on the nights wild festivities!
They BLEW US AWAY at The Sweetheart’s Ball and we’re thrilled to have them make a first time appearance at Mission Control!
DJ DONIMO, who rocked SUPEREROS is BACK!!!
He’s played NEW WAVE CITY, B.A.G.G., ENDUP and hosts his very own LUCKY PIERRE, 1st Fridays at the Stud, and HEAT, 3rd Fridays at the Stud,
6/27/08
JUNGLE LOVE! July 19th
LISTEN! From the STEAMY depths of the urban jungle STRANGE MATING CRIES of EXOTIC animals and savage beasts, creatures of TOOTH AND CLAW AND HORN AND MUSKY FUR can be heard….
COME prowl midnight realms of vines, giant orchids and temple ruins with your fellow beasts, who hunt and mate in frenzied LUSTFUL PASSION!
DO YOU DARE brave where many an adventurer has ventured, where HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED in the flash of a strike, a pounce…???!!!
BE YOU BEAST or EXPLORER?
DRESS: WILD BEASTS and ANIMALS!!! HORNS, CLAWS, FUR !!!Lions, Tigers, Panthers, EXOTIC BIRDS, Serpents, Monkeys! Laughing Hyenas, Apes! TIKI, Jungle Savages, Jungle print bikinis, ANIMAL FAUX FUR, EXOTICA, Safari Expedition/ Khaki safari outfits, Mowgli-The Jungle Book, Headhunters, Witch Doctors, CANNIBALS, fake bones, Maori tattoos, Strange body markings, Jimmy Buffet ?, Explorers, Heart of Darkness, Colonel Kurtz, TARZAN,
Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME
PLEASE No Jeans, street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY!
Stripping to your underwear is not an outfit!
GET JUNGLE SWEATY!
GET TROPICAL RAIN FOREST SWEATY!
5/23/08
SUPER-EROS
Kinky Salon, America’s Fastest, Strongest, Bravest Sex- Positive Community
presents
SUPER-EROS!
Saturday June 21st
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street, San Francisco)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here http://kinkysalon.com//?page_id=20 for details of our P.A.L. policy)
BANG! BIFF! POW…. SPLORTCH!
The Booty signal is sent, Oh, Defenders of Truth, Justice and the Kinky American Way!
Your prowess is needed in this time of GREAT NEED!
YES,YOU… so virile, so commanding, so erotically charged in your taut, bulging SUPER-DRAG!
Villains, grandmothers and small animals alike all shudder at the very sight of your huge package/ heaving bosom, the smooth supple curves of your rippling super-physique…
So Join us!!! The XXXtraordinarily Endowed League of Fantastically Awesome SUPER-BEEYOTCHES!
HEEEEEERE WE COME TO SAVE THE NIGHT!
DRESS: Tights, codpieces, capes, masks, Create you own SUPER-EROS/ superhero!, XXX-Men, The Faaaaaabulous Four, WONDER WOMAN, ORGAZMO!!, shiny latex and lame’, STRIPPERELLA, THE PHALLINATOR, ATOMIC BETTY, The POONTANGLER, Bad-asses of all shapes and sizes, Lara Croft (LATEX HOTPANTS, y’all!), SUPERBOOTY, SUPERWHATEVER!!!, pad that crotch, RED SONJA, ‘MYSTERY MEN’, BEELZEBUNNY, PROMETHEA, comic book-graphic novel characters! …and DARE we say, VILLAINS? MWUAH-HA-HA! JUGGERNAUT BITCH! MYSTIQUE, HARLEY QUINN, Captain Blue Balls, ‘oh great-its my ex, here comes –SUPERBITCH/SUPERCHOAD!’…ETC.
Leather, Latex, PVC, Fetish, uniforms and sexy costumes always welcome!
NO STREET CLOTHES!
LOOK, UP IN THE SKY, IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE , NO!
ITS (……..your name SUPEREROS name here)
5/12/08
Announcing! DJ Delachaux, Pink Frankenstein and Mark Growden!
DJ PINK FRANKENSTEIN from the fabulous Bardot a Go Go
MARK GROWDEN- sexy accordionist extraordinaire
4/22/08
Le Sexy
Oo-la-la!
What is more sexy than PARIS in the springtime??
The theme for the next Kinky Salon is 'Le Sexy'
The date: May 17th
4/11/08
Announcing!! DJ SMOOVE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY and ROSE PISTOLA!!!!
That's right folks!! The line up for the five year anniversary is rockin'
DJ Smoove (Newsbreakz) will be rockin’ our funky beats on the dancefloor!!
Scotty the Blue Bunny – The eight foot tall bunny (from his ears to his stilettos) in a blue unitard will be here with his special blend of hilarious vaudville!!!! What more could we want??
Rose Pistola – Of course! Our favorite trouble maker returns with her Vintage, Modern and Death-Defying Burlesque for this special anniversary event!!
4/2/08
Tasks for GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's five year anniversary
here are the tasks for EAT ME on March 22nd
You know the drill- sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com
Robinson and Natalee
10-12.30 Coatcheck
NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck
Lovemonkey
10- 12.30 Bar
NEED :Task
11.30-2 Bar
NEED :Task
12.30-3 Bar
These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.
NEED :Task
10-12 Top Door Charter
NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door Charter
NEED :Task
10-12 Top Door list
NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door list
NEED :Task
10-12 Bottom door security
NEED :Task
12-2 Bottom door security
NEED :Task
2-4 Top door security
Lunatic
10-12.30 Walkaround Host
NEED :Task
11.30-2 Walkaround Host
NEED :Task
12.30-3 Walkaround Host
3/25/08
Win lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon
That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon!
What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…!
Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com
GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's FIVE YEAR anniversary!
Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout
Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Buy your tickets NOW!!!!
The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…
….yadda yadda yadda
That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!
So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!
GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf
DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure
GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush
GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes
TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect
Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS
3/19/08
Going to Bunny Jam and sad to miss Kinky Salon?
Well, don't be! Kinky Salon is the perfect place to end your evening! We are offering a special deal of just $15 after 1am for BUNNYS ($10 for members).
3/14/08
But is it SEXY?
With Kinky Salon's next theme- EAT ME- how will you make a food costume sexy? Is it impossible? Will it just be funny? Will the hot dog get it on with the pink taco?
Well- you've certainly reached a fever pitch of excitement! Pre sale tickets are selling like those bacon wrapped sausages at 2am on Mission Street.
I can't wait!
If you want to volunteer we still have a few opportunities. Click on 'Tasks for EAT ME'
3/13/08
Tasks for EAT ME
Sign up in the thread below if you would like to claim a task by clicking COMMENTS. Please- no anonymous volunteering! Be clear about who you are if you sign in anonymously.
Thank you all for being awesome and making it happen!
www.kinkysalon.com
G-OFF
10-12.30 Coatcheck
TANTRIC MEOW
11.30-2 Coatcheck
NEED :Task
12.30-3 Coatcheck
JARED
10- 12.30 Bar
DIMPLE
11.30-2 Bar
MICHELLE
12.30-3 Bar
These tasks are only for experienced hosts or people who have attended the host training.
VIOLET
10-12 Top Door Charter
NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door Charter
JULIETTE
10-12 Top Door list
NEED :Task
12-2 Top Door list
FIDO
10-12 Bottom door security
NEED :Task
12-2 Bottom door security
JOEY K
2-4 Top door security
ALENA
10-12.30 Walkaround Host
WEAZIE
11.30-2 Walkaround Host
NEED :Task
12.30-3 Walkaround Host
Help out at THE WET SPOTS
These are PAID positions from 7pm-1am. Details given when you sign up
Bottom Door, Top Door, Bar
Sign up by clicking 'COMMENT'.
NO ANONYMOUS POSTS IN THIS THREAD. I need to be able to contact you.
CrushLab
CrushLab St. Patrick's Day Party!
Friday March 14th , 8pm-1am, Mission Control
RSVP now by sending us a photo and 4 words that sum you up.
Come and celebrate St Patricks Day with a bunch of hot singles. Dance a jig, wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture!
THE EVENT:
Crushlab is a twisted twist on traditional singles nights- it's *the* place to meet bohemian, artsy, not-quite-normal singles in San Francisco. It's full of creative, unique, open-minded, inspiring, and smokin’ hot singles. They are totally not lame most of the time! It’s awesome!
OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!!
First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crush Lab experience. We've got activities including speed dating, match-making introductions with our Connect-a-tron 9000, high-powered mingling and if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Crush Lab Movie which we will show at the end of the night!
If that all sounds too exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Control's fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge...where you're can cast your voodoo mojo onto interested singles!
The Wet Spots at Mission Control EXTRA SHOW
We are thrilled to announce that our awesome friends from Canada are returning for a very special evening at Mission Control. Last time we did this we SOLD OUT, so we advise you to get your tickets pronto
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Due to popular demand we have added a 7pm show!
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The Wet Spots
at Mission Control
2519 Mission Street
Friday March 21st
8pm-1am 21+ with ID
This is a rare opportunity to not only see the Wet Spots play live, but also to hang out with them!
They will be meeting the audience, hanging out at the bar, as well as playing 3 sets of their fabulously irreverent, shockingly naughty songs.
The ticket price includes fabulous partying throughout the evening at Mission Control!!
The Wet Spots have become famous online for the hilarious music videos that accompany their songs.
Kinky Salon's EAT ME March 22nd
Kinky Salon, America’s Tastiest Sex- Positive Community presents
EAT ME!
Saturday March 22nd
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here for details of this policy)
Bonjour, Kinksters!
We have prepared a most deelicious and exquisite menu for your discerning palettes!
We hope this lovingly prepared Menu Salon du Kink featuring a feast of mouth watering, multi-coursed delicacies will appease your ravenous desires !
APPETIZERS
Savoury Swiss Swinger Fondue
Nekkidy Nibblies served fresh off tightly wrapped Buns
MAIN DISH
THE WET SPOTS! Everyone’s favorite musical Kinksters are back to serve up a musical slice of naughty pie in the midnight Cabaret! They will just be playing a couples of songs- for the full show come on Friday night!
DJ MANCUB!!!!(Space Cowboys) Shake yer jelly roll to this Ass-tastic Maestro of Bootyland
DESSERTS
The Human Saucy Slut-Slathering Sundae, with all the toppings!
Serving Lads and Lasses with APHRODISIACAL treats!
…and
Return of Food Mascot PeepShow MiniGolf Strip Twister!
DRESS: CALLING ALL FOOD MASCOTS!, SAUSAGE, PIE, PINK TACOS, tarts, edible pasties, saran wrap, edible undies, lickable body powder, peppermint stripes, sandwiches, lollipops, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Snap Crackle and Pop, Jack, Cookie Monster, kosher meat, spicy sauce, pizza toppings, flying spaghetti monster, tiny cake hats, whip cream, candy bars
…and sexy costumes, leather, latex and lingerie are always welcome!
NO Street Clothes, Sportswear, Slobs or whiners!
B.Y.O. WETWIPES!
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Here’s a few gems to get you in the MOOD! (Availability subject to network censorship!)
PIE FACE, by HASBRO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtDoIrVuxM&feature=related
JOLLIBEE SOFT CORE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GzmaPgBlg&feature=related
‘WAKE UP WITH THE KING’ .
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/videos/13578
Skinny, Clown-Chic Go-Go Burger Babe w/slo-mo wind!
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/legendary-ads/soapbox/56
I SCREAM for this flavor of ICE CREAM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees57RMstvU&feature=related
Sexy people doing sexy things with sexy food, is …well, SEXY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJeoYZlMWyY
Pure ART! WHY DON”T I EVER SEE THESE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHe0W2VmdiE&feature=related
A ‘hot little bitch’ eats a banana!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwf_kXT2hZM&feature=related
And would you LOOK AT THAT TONGUE GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7d5KrBqmcM&feature=related
I TOTALLY make these faces when eating strawberry syrup…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vFLI46qLg
Woah- I made a facebook app!
cooool.
Get yours here http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=11837983781
